Dear followers : )

I haven’t been on tumblr in forever !

I finally gave birth to my son on 9/27 and was recovering and adjusting to being a new mommy…
Anyway , I’m back to my old self and feeling good :)

Waiting on sandy :)

Just realized two things about dance moms.

1. In the annual Aldc concert episode, Kathy says how Abby can’t afford a door..like idk if this bitch has taken a look at her studio lately but the candy apples sign on the front needs some replacing.
2. In the last episode, I love how the new mom calls Brooke and Paige “broke back Brooke and peg leg paige” when her kid looks like a goat.

Teen mom

Maci’s mom keeps it real.

Dance moms rant

Ugh the new mom is ghetto

End rant

TEEN MOM RANT

Ryan from teen mom is literally the biggest asshole I have ever watched on fucking television . Like retard even if Maci did kind of ask Bentley about who he wanted at his party who gives a fuck. Try sucking it the fuck up and being a real father to your kid once in a while. And your girlfriend is a retard too because obviously she feels the need to dickeat on everything Maci does. So foh redneck ass bitch, I’m sure you’re such a naive retard that you are gonna get knocked up by him too. The only difference is you already know he is a fuck tart as a parent with his first kid and Maci didn’t know he would be.

and amber I think you are beyond the point of makeup wipes, you should stock up on mr. Clean magic erasers, oh and a few parenting books. And Gary just needs a fucking gym membership.

missing when I could smoke , but there is matters more important at hand right now.

Nolan Joseph <3

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